It’s YOUR Life!

Neighbour: Last night, I had a horrible stuffy feeling about my throat after dinner.
Me: Was it heartburn?
Neighbour: Am not sure. I thought I was going to die!

Me: You should eat less meat, if at all.
Neighbour: It’s strange… My father and grandfather are heavy meat-eaters too.
Me: Hey, it’s YOUR life (that we’re talking about here)!

(Was thinking this: ‘Hey! Just because generations past have a bad habit doesn’t mean you are doomed to follow. Your destiny is yours to choose!’)