{"id":12306,"date":"2012-09-19T21:15:27","date_gmt":"2012-09-19T13:15:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=12306"},"modified":"2012-09-19T21:15:27","modified_gmt":"2012-09-19T13:15:27","slug":"super-short-story-38-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2012\/09\/super-short-story-38-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Short Story (38): Machine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-12307\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/126.jpg?resize=130%2C191\" alt=\"\" width=\"130\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/126.jpg?w=185&amp;ssl=1 185w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/126.jpg?resize=65%2C96&amp;ssl=1 65w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 130px) 100vw, 130px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He took it for granted,<br \/>\nthat the washing machine will clean everything,<br \/>\nforgetting that even the washing machine needs occasional cleaning,<br \/>\nthat there is no machine for washing the machine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He took it for granted, that the washing machine will clean everything, forgetting that even the washing machine needs occasional&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[154],"class_list":["post-12306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-defilements","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}