{"id":12358,"date":"2012-09-20T23:09:53","date_gmt":"2012-09-20T15:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=12358"},"modified":"2012-09-20T23:09:53","modified_gmt":"2012-09-20T15:09:53","slug":"super-short-story-53-doorbell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2012\/09\/super-short-story-53-doorbell\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Short Story (53): Doorbell"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-12359\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/141.jpg?resize=158%2C158\" alt=\"\" width=\"158\" height=\"158\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/141.jpg?w=225&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/141.jpg?resize=96%2C96&amp;ssl=1 96w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 158px) 100vw, 158px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He doesn&#8217;t answer the door<br \/>\nif unexpected visitors ring the bell only once,<br \/>\ntaking it to mean that the visitor is not sincere.<\/p>\n<p>But he doesn&#8217;t answer the door<br \/>\nif unexpected visitors ring the bell furiously either,<br \/>\ntaking it to mean that the visitor is rude.<\/p>\n<p>How do you get him to open the door then?<br \/>\nRing once and wait&#8230; Ring again and wait&#8230;\u00a0Ring again and wait..<br \/>\nSlow and steady thrice does the trick.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He doesn&#8217;t answer the door if unexpected visitors ring the bell only once, taking it to mean that the visitor&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[53,158],"class_list":["post-12358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-patience","tag-sincerity","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}