{"id":13026,"date":"2013-01-22T02:04:36","date_gmt":"2013-01-21T18:04:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=13026"},"modified":"2013-01-30T01:37:39","modified_gmt":"2013-01-29T17:37:39","slug":"super-short-story-165-navy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2013\/01\/super-short-story-165-navy\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Short Story (165): Navy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-13027\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/113.jpg?resize=154%2C210\" alt=\"\" width=\"154\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/113.jpg?w=193&amp;ssl=1 193w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/113.jpg?resize=71%2C96&amp;ssl=1 71w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 154px) 100vw, 154px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Super Short Story (165): Navy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Being the romantic he was,<br \/>\nhe joined the navy<br \/>\nfor the sun, sea and sand.<\/p>\n<p>But he got too much of it all &#8211;<br \/>\nthe sunburns, seasickness<br \/>\nand sand in the shoes.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, not the last part.<br \/>\nHe wasn&#8217;t unrealistic enough<br \/>\nto imagine it would be a beach party.<\/p>\n<p>There wasn&#8217;t enough shore leave instead.<br \/>\nBeing the romantic he was,<br \/>\nhe thought of switching to the army.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super Short Story (165): Navy Being the romantic he was, he joined the navy for the sun, sea and sand&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13027,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[111],"class_list":["post-13026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stories","tag-perception","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13026\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}