{"id":13030,"date":"2013-01-22T02:10:52","date_gmt":"2013-01-21T18:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=13030"},"modified":"2013-01-30T01:20:43","modified_gmt":"2013-01-29T17:20:43","slug":"super-short-story-166-moustache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2013\/01\/super-short-story-166-moustache\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Short Story (166): Moustache"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13031\" title=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/114.jpg?resize=192%2C256\" alt=\"\" width=\"192\" height=\"256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/114.jpg?w=192&amp;ssl=1 192w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/114.jpg?resize=72%2C96&amp;ssl=1 72w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 192px) 100vw, 192px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Super Short Story (166): Moustache<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s too lazy<br \/>\nto keep shaving<br \/>\nto keep his face free of hair.<\/p>\n<p>But he&#8217;s too lazy too,<br \/>\nto keep trimming<br \/>\nto maintain a neat moustache.<\/p>\n<p>As such, before he leaves home each day,<br \/>\nhe looks at the mirror and wonders<br \/>\nif it&#8217;s a shaving or keeping day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super Short Story (166): Moustache He&#8217;s too lazy to keep shaving to keep his face free of hair. But he&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13031,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[630],"class_list":["post-13030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stories","tag-laziness","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13030\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}