{"id":14006,"date":"2013-07-07T00:26:11","date_gmt":"2013-07-06T16:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=14006"},"modified":"2013-07-07T00:26:11","modified_gmt":"2013-07-06T16:26:11","slug":"waffles-super-short-story-209","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2013\/07\/waffles-super-short-story-209\/","title":{"rendered":"Waffles: Super Short Story (209)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-14008\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/11.jpg?resize=259%2C346\" width=\"259\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/11.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/11.jpg?resize=72%2C96&amp;ssl=1 72w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/11.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 259px) 100vw, 259px\" \/>Super Short Story (209): Waffles<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<div>While eating his waffles,<br \/>\nhis ice-cream on them melted beyond.<br \/>\nAs he ate the waffles bit by bit,<br \/>\nhe used it to soak up the melted ice-cream too.<\/p>\n<p>He thought he was quite smart,<br \/>\nbut he wasn&#8217;t smart enough to realise<br \/>\nthat if he ate the ice-cream sooner,<br \/>\nor ordered the ice-cream later,<br \/>\nhe wouldn&#8217;t have to eat any of it melted at all.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Pic: Vegan waffles and ice-cream at Brownice)<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super Short Story (209): Waffles While eating his waffles, his ice-cream on them melted beyond. As he ate the waffles&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[111],"class_list":["post-14006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-perception","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14006"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14006\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}