{"id":14100,"date":"2013-08-06T00:30:14","date_gmt":"2013-08-05T16:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=14100"},"modified":"2013-08-06T00:30:14","modified_gmt":"2013-08-05T16:30:14","slug":"monster-super-short-story-225","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2013\/08\/monster-super-short-story-225\/","title":{"rendered":"Monster: Super Short Story (225)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong style=\"font-size: 13px;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-14101\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/1.jpg?resize=291%2C173\" width=\"291\" height=\"173\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/1.jpg?w=291&amp;ssl=1 291w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/1.jpg?resize=96%2C57&amp;ssl=1 96w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 291px) 100vw, 291px\" \/>Super Short Story (225): Monster<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13px;\">The monsters seemed to be out<br \/>\nto grab good-looking humans,<br \/>\nprobably for mating?<\/p>\n<p>So, when one of the she-monsters<br \/>\nlooked and stomped over to him,<br \/>\nincredulous that he might qualify,<br \/>\nand wanting to outsmart her,<br \/>\nhe pretended to be disgusting<br \/>\nby behaving idiotically,<br \/>\ndigging his nose in a confused way.<\/p>\n<p>To his further shock,<br \/>\nshe grabbed him anyway.<br \/>\nIt was then that he realised,<br \/>\nthat he probably wasn&#8217;t really<br \/>\nso attractive or smart after all,<br \/>\nthat he was probably just for eating.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super Short Story (225): Monster The monsters seemed to be out to grab good-looking humans, probably for mating? So, when&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[151,111],"class_list":["post-14100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-monster","tag-perception","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}