{"id":14911,"date":"2014-02-22T01:07:15","date_gmt":"2014-02-21T17:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=14911"},"modified":"2014-02-22T01:07:15","modified_gmt":"2014-02-21T17:07:15","slug":"figure-of-speech-super-short-story-315","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2014\/02\/figure-of-speech-super-short-story-315\/","title":{"rendered":"Figure Of Speech: Super Short Story #315"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-14912\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/115.jpg?resize=69%2C156\" width=\"69\" height=\"156\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/115.jpg?w=69&amp;ssl=1 69w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/115.jpg?resize=42%2C96&amp;ssl=1 42w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 69px) 100vw, 69px\" \/>Super Short Story #315: Figure Of Speech<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I must be blind&#8217;,\u00a0she said,<br \/>\nafter bumping into the blind man.<br \/>\n&#8216;I didn&#8217;t see you!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Not exactly&#8217;,<br \/>\nhe replied,<br \/>\n&#8216;but in a way!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super Short Story #315: Figure Of Speech &#8216;I must be blind&#8217;,\u00a0she said, after bumping into the blind man. &#8216;I didn&#8217;t&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[111],"class_list":["post-14911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-perception","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14911\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}