{"id":17886,"date":"2016-01-08T22:12:43","date_gmt":"2016-01-08T14:12:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=17886"},"modified":"2016-02-03T13:34:10","modified_gmt":"2016-02-03T05:34:10","slug":"light-saber-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2016\/01\/light-saber-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Light Saber Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-17887\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1.jpeg?resize=300%2C168\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1.jpeg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1.jpeg?resize=96%2C54&amp;ssl=1 96w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>(Far-reaching) Laser guns will do,<br \/>\ninstead of short light sabers,<br \/>\nthough am against guns.<\/p>\n<p>(Why light sabers don&#8217;t make practical sense.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Far-reaching) Laser guns will do, instead of short light sabers, though am against guns. (Why light sabers don&#8217;t make practical&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[107],"class_list":["post-17886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mix","tag-truth","wpcat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}