{"id":18980,"date":"2016-11-15T00:22:09","date_gmt":"2016-11-14T16:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=18980"},"modified":"2016-11-15T00:22:09","modified_gmt":"2016-11-14T16:22:09","slug":"noise-super-short-story-410","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2016\/11\/noise-super-short-story-410\/","title":{"rendered":"Noise: Super Short Story #410"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18981\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/lift.png?resize=188%2C188\" alt=\"\" width=\"188\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/lift.png?w=188&amp;ssl=1 188w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/lift.png?resize=96%2C96&amp;ssl=1 96w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/lift.png?resize=38%2C38&amp;ssl=1 38w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/lift.png?resize=186%2C186&amp;ssl=1 186w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/lift.png?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 188px) 100vw, 188px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Super Short Story #410: Noise<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>She was uncertain<br \/>\nif he was acting crazy<br \/>\nbut he was making<br \/>\nfunny noises in the lift.<\/p>\n<p>So, she made a funny noise too,<br \/>\nwith which he stopped making his.<br \/>\nMaybe he was uncertain<br \/>\nif she was acting crazy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super Short Story #410: Noise She was uncertain if he was acting crazy but he was making funny noises in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[499,111],"class_list":["post-18980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-madness","tag-perception","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}