{"id":20525,"date":"2017-10-10T18:21:03","date_gmt":"2017-10-10T10:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=20525"},"modified":"2017-10-10T18:21:24","modified_gmt":"2017-10-10T10:21:24","slug":"figure-super-short-story-442","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2017\/10\/figure-super-short-story-442\/","title":{"rendered":"Figure: Super Short Story #442"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-20526\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/burger.jpg?resize=493%2C335\" alt=\"\" width=\"493\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/burger.jpg?w=493&amp;ssl=1 493w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/burger.jpg?resize=96%2C65&amp;ssl=1 96w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/burger.jpg?resize=300%2C204&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/burger.jpg?resize=140%2C94&amp;ssl=1 140w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 493px) 100vw, 493px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Super Short Story #442: Figure<\/span><br \/>\n<\/b><br \/>\nSeeing the skinny woman,<br \/>\nwho seems to be eating much,<br \/>\nhe wondered,<br \/>\n&#8216;How does she maintain her figure?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Seeing the heavy man,<br \/>\nwho seems to be eating little,<br \/>\nshe wondered,<br \/>\n&#8216;How does he maintain his figure?&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super Short Story #442: Figure Seeing the skinny woman, who seems to be eating much, he wondered, &#8216;How does she&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[111],"class_list":["post-20525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-perception","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}