{"id":21978,"date":"2018-09-07T12:49:04","date_gmt":"2018-09-07T04:49:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=21978"},"modified":"2018-09-07T12:49:44","modified_gmt":"2018-09-07T04:49:44","slug":"vacuum-super-short-story-501","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2018\/09\/vacuum-super-short-story-501\/","title":{"rendered":"Vacuum: Super Short Story #501"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21980\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/james1.jpg?resize=250%2C250&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/james1.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/james1.jpg?resize=96%2C96&amp;ssl=1 96w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/james1.jpg?resize=38%2C38&amp;ssl=1 38w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/james1.jpg?resize=186%2C186&amp;ssl=1 186w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/james1.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Super Short Story #501: Vacuum<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">While the floor was free from dust,<br \/>\nthe robot vacuum cleaner was full of dust within,<br \/>\nand&nbsp;on its top,<br \/>\nthat it could not reach at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super Short Story #501: Vacuum While the floor was free from dust, the robot vacuum cleaner was full of dust&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[154],"class_list":["post-21978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-defilements","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}