{"id":21988,"date":"2018-09-07T13:08:14","date_gmt":"2018-09-07T05:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=21988"},"modified":"2018-09-07T13:08:35","modified_gmt":"2018-09-07T05:08:35","slug":"bump-super-short-story-503","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2018\/09\/bump-super-short-story-503\/","title":{"rendered":"Bump: Super Short Story #503"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21989\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/bump.jpg?resize=300%2C202&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"202\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/bump.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/bump.jpg?resize=96%2C65&amp;ssl=1 96w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/bump.jpg?resize=140%2C94&amp;ssl=1 140w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Super Short Story #503: Bump<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">To relieve his fear&nbsp;of sounds&nbsp;<br \/>\nof things that go bump<br \/>\nin the middle of the night,<br \/>\nhe set his robotic vacuum cleaner<br \/>\nto go bump around all night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super Short Story #503: Bump To relieve his fear&nbsp;of sounds&nbsp; of things that go bump in the middle of the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[111],"class_list":["post-21988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-perception","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}