{"id":21992,"date":"2018-09-07T14:44:27","date_gmt":"2018-09-07T06:44:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=21992"},"modified":"2018-09-07T14:44:51","modified_gmt":"2018-09-07T06:44:51","slug":"hair-super-short-story-504","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2018\/09\/hair-super-short-story-504\/","title":{"rendered":"Hair: Super Short Story #504"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21993\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/nose.jpg?resize=236%2C333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/nose.jpg?w=236&amp;ssl=1 236w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/nose.jpg?resize=68%2C96&amp;ssl=1 68w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/nose.jpg?resize=213%2C300&amp;ssl=1 213w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Super Short Story #504: Hair<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The nose hairs that<br \/>\nkeep out the dirt<br \/>\nhave to be kept<br \/>\nfrom growing too long<br \/>\nor they become a kind<br \/>\nof dirt collector to clear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Super Short Story #504: Hair The nose hairs that keep out the dirt have to be kept from growing too&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21992"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21992\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}