{"id":22297,"date":"2018-11-26T23:59:52","date_gmt":"2018-11-26T15:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=22297"},"modified":"2018-11-25T23:24:25","modified_gmt":"2018-11-25T15:24:25","slug":"excuse-super-short-story-510","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2018\/11\/excuse-super-short-story-510\/","title":{"rendered":"Excuse: Super Short Story #510"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-22298\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/someone.jpg?resize=371%2C473&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"371\" height=\"473\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/someone.jpg?w=578&amp;ssl=1 578w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/someone.jpg?resize=75%2C96&amp;ssl=1 75w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/someone.jpg?resize=235%2C300&amp;ssl=1 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 371px) 100vw, 371px\" \/><br \/>\nExcuse: Super Short Story #510<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">His excuse for his ongoing crimes<br \/>\nis that if he does not commit them,<br \/>\nsomeone else will anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">though there is no way<br \/>\nto really know if this is so,<br \/>\nas long as he does them,<br \/>\nas he might be the only someone&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">at least,<br \/>\nwho does them<br \/>\nthe way he does.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excuse: Super Short Story #510 His excuse for his ongoing crimes is that if he does not commit them, someone&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[761],"class_list":["post-22297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-excuse","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}