{"id":23629,"date":"2019-08-05T22:21:52","date_gmt":"2019-08-05T14:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=23629"},"modified":"2019-08-07T16:33:40","modified_gmt":"2019-08-07T08:33:40","slug":"cleanliness-super-short-story-593","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2019\/08\/cleanliness-super-short-story-593\/","title":{"rendered":"Cleanliness: Super Short Story #593"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"425\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/ma.png?resize=500%2C425&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23630\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/ma.png?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/ma.png?resize=96%2C82&amp;ssl=1 96w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/ma.png?resize=300%2C255&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-align:center\"><strong>Cleanliness: Super Short Story #593<br \/><\/strong><br \/>&#8216;Why not bathe now?&#8217; She asked.<br \/>&#8216;And be dirtier earlier?&#8217; He asked.<br \/>&#8216;To be cleaner earlier!&#8217; She exclaimed.<br \/>&#8216;And then dirtier earlier! He retorted.&nbsp;<br \/>&#8216;To then bathe earlier &#8211; like now!&#8217; She rebutted.&nbsp;\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cleanliness: Super Short Story #593&#8216;Why not bathe now?&#8217; She asked.&#8216;And be dirtier earlier?&#8217; He asked.&#8216;To be cleaner earlier!&#8217; She exclaimed.&#8216;And&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[111],"class_list":["post-23629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-perception","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}