{"id":2426,"date":"2009-06-15T00:43:09","date_gmt":"2009-06-14T16:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=2426"},"modified":"2009-06-20T01:28:03","modified_gmt":"2009-06-19T17:28:03","slug":"would-you-eat-donald-duck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2009\/06\/would-you-eat-donald-duck\/","title":{"rendered":"Would You Eat Donald Duck?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2427\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/113.jpg?resize=200%2C233\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"233\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A Tit for a Tat (13)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tit:<\/span> Hey Tot! What are you eating?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tot: <\/span>Duck rice. (Bought by his aunt.)<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tit:<\/span> Orh! You&#8217;re eating Donald Duck!<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><br \/>\nTot: <\/span>(Shocked and sheepishly) No la&#8230; Donald Duck is blue.<br \/>\n(Tot is four years old, who likes Donald Duck!)<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tit:<\/span> No! Donald Duck is the same colour as the duck you&#8217;re eating!<br \/>\n(Donald Duck wears blue, but is of the same colour as normal ducks!)<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tot: <\/span>(Hesitates to continue eating!)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Next aT4aT: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2009\/06\/pain-free-comfort-for-whom\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2009\/06\/pain-free-comfort-for-whom<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">Previous aT4aT: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2009\/06\/not-very-gracious\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2009\/06\/not-very-gracious<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Tit for a Tat (13) Tit: Hey Tot! What are you eating? Tot: Duck rice. (Bought by his aunt.)&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,74],"tags":[156],"class_list":["post-2426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mix","category-veganism","tag-veganism-vegetarianism","wpcat-1-id","wpcat-74-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}