{"id":24407,"date":"2020-09-08T04:57:18","date_gmt":"2020-09-07T20:57:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=24407"},"modified":"2022-02-10T00:15:07","modified_gmt":"2022-02-09T16:15:07","slug":"shit-super-short-story-724","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2020\/09\/shit-super-short-story-724\/","title":{"rendered":"Shit: Super Short Story #724"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<figure><\/figure>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-25055\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/manwhoshitsthinks.jpg?resize=1000%2C704&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"704\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/manwhoshitsthinks.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/manwhoshitsthinks.jpg?resize=300%2C211&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/manwhoshitsthinks.jpg?resize=768%2C541&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/manwhoshitsthinks.jpg?resize=897%2C631&amp;ssl=1 897w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/manwhoshitsthinks.jpg?resize=684%2C482&amp;ssl=1 684w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Shit: Super Short Story #724<\/strong><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\">While toileting, he thought,<br \/>&#8216;If even shit can be so useful<br \/>for fertilising the next meal,<br \/>what can be totally useless?<br \/>Even toileting is useful!&#8217;<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Shit: Super Short Story #724 While toileting, he thought,&#8216;If even shit can be so usefulfor fertilising the next meal,what&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":25055,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stories","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24407\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}