{"id":25177,"date":"2022-03-08T00:10:33","date_gmt":"2022-03-07T16:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=25177"},"modified":"2022-04-18T01:01:28","modified_gmt":"2022-04-17T17:01:28","slug":"security-super-short-story-756","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2022\/03\/security-super-short-story-756\/","title":{"rendered":"Security: Super Short Story #756"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"750\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/watch.jpg?resize=480%2C750&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25178\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/watch.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/watch.jpg?resize=192%2C300&amp;ssl=1 192w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Security: Super Short Story #756<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">The security guard patrolled the non-smoking section of the building, that he didn&#8217;t have to patrol, to see if there where any smokers there, so as to shoo them off, to secure it, for his own private break, to smoke securely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">(Pic: From Watchmen, by by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Security: Super Short Story #756 The security guard patrolled the non-smoking section of the building, that he didn&#8217;t have to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":25178,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[606],"tags":[111],"class_list":["post-25177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stories","tag-perception","wpcat-606-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25177\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}