{"id":4550,"date":"2009-12-16T22:38:27","date_gmt":"2009-12-16T14:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=4550"},"modified":"2009-12-16T22:38:27","modified_gmt":"2009-12-16T14:38:27","slug":"what-other-biscuits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2009\/12\/what-other-biscuits\/","title":{"rendered":"What Other Biscuits?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4551\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/11.gif?resize=96%2C96\" alt=\"\" width=\"96\" height=\"96\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bought a big box of biscuits&#8230;<br \/>\nat a great price.<br \/>\nThen it turned out&#8230;<br \/>\nthat the expiry date is really close.<\/p>\n<p>Can I finish them before they expire?<br \/>\nWhy should I imagine I can?<br \/>\nCan I finish them before I expire?<br \/>\nWhy should I imagine I can?<\/p>\n<p>Surely, many die with unfinished biscuits,<br \/>\n&#8216;biting&#8217; off more than they can &#8216;chew&#8217;!<br \/>\nWhat other &#8216;biscuits&#8217; have I gathered,<br \/>\nI wonder&#8230; probably in vain.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><br \/>\n(The <em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Gingerbread_Man\" target=\"_blank\">gingerbread man<\/a><\/em> thought<br \/>\nhe could get away in time,<br \/>\nbut was eaten up in time.)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bought a big box of biscuits&#8230; at a great price. Then it turned out&#8230; that the expiry date is really&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47],"class_list":["post-4550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mix","tag-anicca","wpcat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4550"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4550\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}