{"id":4559,"date":"2009-12-22T19:49:42","date_gmt":"2009-12-22T11:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=4559"},"modified":"2010-01-04T21:02:41","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T13:02:41","slug":"sooner-or-later","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2009\/12\/sooner-or-later\/","title":{"rendered":"Sooner or Later?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4560\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/123.jpg?resize=117%2C117\" alt=\"\" width=\"117\" height=\"117\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/123.jpg?w=117&amp;ssl=1 117w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/123.jpg?resize=96%2C96&amp;ssl=1 96w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 117px) 100vw, 117px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>A Tit for a Tat (78)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tit:<\/span> Why didn&#8217;t you shave yet?<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><br \/>\nTat:<\/span> Because the sooner I shave, the sooner I&#8217;ll have to shave later.<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><br \/>\nTit:<\/span> But the sooner you shave, the sooner you need not shave later too!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Next aT4aT: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/01\/two-stupid-questions\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/01\/two-stupid-questions<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">Previous aT4aT: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2009\/12\/we-are-unwell\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2009\/12\/we-are-unwell<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Tit for a Tat (78) Tit: Why didn&#8217;t you shave yet? Tat: Because the sooner I shave, the sooner&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[146,52],"class_list":["post-4559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mix","tag-paradox","tag-procrastination","wpcat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}