{"id":5112,"date":"2010-02-22T15:54:31","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T07:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=5112"},"modified":"2010-02-22T16:56:05","modified_gmt":"2010-02-22T08:56:05","slug":"bizarre-baby-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/bizarre-baby-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Bizarre Baby Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5113\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/111.jpg?resize=100%2C110\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"110\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/111.jpg?w=100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/111.jpg?resize=87%2C96&amp;ssl=1 87w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 100px) 100vw, 100px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A Tit for a Tat (98)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tit: <span style=\"color: #000000;\">He&#8217;s breaking up with her.<br \/>\n<\/span>Tat: <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Why?<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><br \/>\nTit: <\/span>Because she doesn&#8217;t want to have a baby with him.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tat: <span style=\"color: #000000;\">That&#8217;s it?<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tit: <\/span>Uh huh&#8230;<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tat: <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Looks like he loves his non-existent baby more than his existing lover!<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tit: <\/span>Now his lover doesn&#8217;t exist either!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Next    aT4aT: <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/why-people-wear-toupees\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/why-people-wear-toupees<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Previous   aT4aT: <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/its-better-but\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/its-better-but<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Tit for a Tat (98) Tit: He&#8217;s breaking up with her. Tat: Why? Tit: Because she doesn&#8217;t want to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-5112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mix","tag-love","wpcat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}