{"id":5125,"date":"2010-02-22T16:55:01","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T08:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=5125"},"modified":"2010-02-22T17:25:11","modified_gmt":"2010-02-22T09:25:11","slug":"why-people-wear-toupees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/why-people-wear-toupees\/","title":{"rendered":"Why People Wear Toupees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5126\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/113.jpg?resize=85%2C126\" alt=\"\" width=\"85\" height=\"126\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/113.jpg?w=85&amp;ssl=1 85w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/113.jpg?resize=65%2C96&amp;ssl=1 65w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 85px) 100vw, 85px\" \/><br \/>\nA Tit for a Tat (99)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tit: <span style=\"color: #000000;\">I wonder why people wear toupees when it looks so obvious that they are doing so.<br \/>\n<\/span>Tat: <span style=\"color: #000000;\">As a rule, those who you spot to be wearing toupees must be obvious toupee-wearers.<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><br \/>\nTit: <\/span>What do you mean?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tat: <\/span>As a rule too, <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">those who you  <strong>don&#8217;t<\/strong> spot to be wearing toupees must be non-obvious toupee-wearers!<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tit: <\/span>Huh?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tat: <\/span>You only see the obvious toupee-wearers while you miss the less obvious ones!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tit: <\/span>So <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">people do wear  toupees because they think it doesn&#8217;t look obvious that they are doing so!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Comments:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>It might be easier said than done, but why not<br \/>\nembrace baldness graciously and not suffer due to it?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Next    aT4aT: <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/even-more-special\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/even-more-special<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Previous   aT4aT: <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/bizarre-baby-love\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/bizarre-baby-love<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Tit for a Tat (99) Tit: I wonder why people wear toupees when it looks so obvious that they&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[472],"class_list":["post-5125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mix","tag-acceptance","wpcat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}