{"id":5722,"date":"2010-04-10T21:39:24","date_gmt":"2010-04-10T13:39:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=5722"},"modified":"2010-04-12T14:26:20","modified_gmt":"2010-04-12T06:26:20","slug":"brolly-for-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/04\/brolly-for-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Brolly for Nothing?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5723\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/115.jpg?resize=98%2C111\" alt=\"\" width=\"98\" height=\"111\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/115.jpg?w=98&amp;ssl=1 98w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/115.jpg?resize=85%2C96&amp;ssl=1 85w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 98px) 100vw, 98px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A Tit for a Tat (128)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tit: <\/span>When I don&#8217;t bring my brolly, it rains; when I do, it doesn&#8217;t! I brought my brolly for nothing again! <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><br \/>\nTat: <\/span>Isn&#8217;t that what you want?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tit: <\/span>Bring my brolly for nothing?<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><br \/>\nTat: <\/span>No, that it doesn&#8217;t rain.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Tit: <\/span>Yes. So?<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><br \/>\nTat: <\/span>If you believe bringing your brolly prevents rain, you didn&#8217;t bring it for nothing then!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Next aT4aT: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/04\/brolly-for-something\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/04\/brolly-for-something<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">Previous      aT4aT: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/04\/wrong-number-yet-again-again\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/04\/wrong-number-yet-again-again<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Tit for a Tat (128) Tit: When I don&#8217;t bring my brolly, it rains; when I do, it doesn&#8217;t!&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[111],"class_list":["post-5722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mix","tag-perception","wpcat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}