{"id":7427,"date":"2010-09-27T21:53:12","date_gmt":"2010-09-27T13:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=7427"},"modified":"2010-10-04T19:06:27","modified_gmt":"2010-10-04T11:06:27","slug":"angry-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/09\/angry-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Angry Birthday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7428\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/129.jpg?resize=135%2C135\" alt=\"\" width=\"135\" height=\"135\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/129.jpg?w=225&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/129.jpg?resize=96%2C96&amp;ssl=1 96w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 135px) 100vw, 135px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A Tit for a Tat (166)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tit:<\/span> How was your birthday?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tat:<\/span> Was it a happy birthday?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tot:<\/span> (frowning) I had an angry birthday!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tit:<\/span> Why?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tot: <\/span>The cake was too small!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tat:<\/span> If no one told you it was your birthday, you wouldn&#8217;t even have a cake!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Healthiest vegan cakes <\/span>in Singapore: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.delciesdesserts.com\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.delciesdesserts.com <\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.delciesdesserts.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Next aT4aT:<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/10\/quitting-but-not-quitted\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/10\/quitting-but-not-quitted<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">Previous aT4aT: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/09\/always-needs-a-clean-up\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/09\/always-needs-a-clean-up<br \/>\n<\/a><span style=\"color: #008000;\">About aT4aT:<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/logo-for-a-tit-for-a-tat-series\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/logo-for-a-tit-for-a-tat-series<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Tit for a Tat (166) Tit: How was your birthday? Tat: Was it a happy birthday? Tot: (frowning) I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[111],"class_list":["post-7427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mix","tag-perception","wpcat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}