{"id":8945,"date":"2011-03-30T22:29:36","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T14:29:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=8945"},"modified":"2011-04-05T23:08:23","modified_gmt":"2011-04-05T15:08:23","slug":"the-only-traffic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2011\/03\/the-only-traffic\/","title":{"rendered":"The Only Traffic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8947\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/131.jpg?resize=112%2C141\" alt=\"\" width=\"112\" height=\"141\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/131.jpg?w=200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/131.jpg?resize=76%2C96&amp;ssl=1 76w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 112px) 100vw, 112px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A Tit for a Tat (291)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tit:<\/span> Why did you cross before the lights changed?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tat:<\/span> Because there was no traffic!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tit: <\/span>Still. shouldn&#8217;t you follow the lights?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tat: <\/span>Well, traffic lights are for directing traffic and I was the only traffic! So, I directed myself!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tit:<\/span> Do you use the lights at all?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tat:<\/span> Only when there is more traffic!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Next aT4aT:<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2011\/04\/expressway-for-how-long\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2011\/04\/expressway-for-how-long<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">Previous aT4aT<\/span>: <a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2011\/03\/the-beautiful-vase\" target=\"_self\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2011\/03\/the-beautiful-vase<br \/>\n<\/a><span style=\"color: #008000;\">About aT4aT: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/logo-for-a-tit-for-a-tat-series\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/logo-for-a-tit-for-a-tat-series<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Tit for a Tat (291) Tit: Why did you cross before the lights changed? Tat: Because there was no&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[540],"tags":[75,111],"class_list":["post-8945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tittat","tag-attachment","tag-perception","wpcat-540-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}