{"id":9172,"date":"2011-05-24T01:24:45","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T17:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/?p=9172"},"modified":"2011-05-24T01:33:21","modified_gmt":"2011-05-23T17:33:21","slug":"taste-the-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2011\/05\/taste-the-table\/","title":{"rendered":"Taste the Table?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9173\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/116.jpg?resize=146%2C124\" alt=\"\" width=\"146\" height=\"124\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/116.jpg?w=243&amp;ssl=1 243w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/116.jpg?resize=96%2C82&amp;ssl=1 96w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 146px) 100vw, 146px\" \/><\/strong><strong><br \/>\nA Tit for a Tat (309)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tit:<\/span> Goodness! Why did you lick the table?!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tot: <\/span>I just wanted to know how it tasted!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tit:<\/span> So how did it taste like?<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><br \/>\nTot: <\/span>Not very good!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tit: <\/span>Good!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tot:<\/span> Huh?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Tit:<\/span> Because you don&#8217;t have to lick yucky tables any more!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Next aT4aT:<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2011\/05\/where-for-dinner\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2011\/05\/where-for-dinner<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000;\">Previous aT4aT<\/span>: <a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2011\/05\/shameless-is-shameful\" target=\"_self\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2011\/05\/shameless-is-shameful<br \/>\n<\/a><span style=\"color: #008000;\">About aT4aT: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/logo-for-a-tit-for-a-tat-series\">https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/2010\/02\/logo-for-a-tit-for-a-tat-series<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Tit for a Tat (309) Tit: Goodness! Why did you lick the table?! Tot: I just wanted to know&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[540],"tags":[111],"class_list":["post-9172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tittat","tag-perception","wpcat-540-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moonpointer.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}