Category: Tit&Tat

A Tit for a Tat (299) Tit: When will you eat lunch? Tat: When I’m hungry. Tit: That’s not a…

A Tit for a Tat (298) Tit: (Looking at TV) Look! The animals about to be killed are sad! Tut:…

A Tit for a Tat (297) Tit: Sometimes I wish I’m pronounced to have a terminal illness. Tat: Gosh! Why?…

A Tit for a Tat (296) Tat: They accepted your resignation just like that? Tit: It’s okay as they don’t…

A Tit for a Tat (295) Tit: Stop asking! I said ‘I don’t know!’ Tat: How would I know how…

A Tit for a Tat (294) Tit: Remind me to… Tat: Okay…. [Five minutes later] Remember to… Tit: Not now!…

A Tit for a Tat (293) Tit: I think she’s quite fake. Tat: Come on… she’s an actress. Acting is…

A Tit for a Tat (292) Tit: An expressway at last! Tat: But will it last? Tit: Huh? Tat: ‘Everyone’…

A Tit for a Tat (291) Tit: Why did you cross before the lights changed? Tat: Because there was no…

A Tit for a Tat (290) Tit: Because the vase was so beautiful, it was bought. Tat: And? Tit: Because…

A Tit for a Tat (289) Tit: I find the term ‘walk-in wardrobes’ fanciful. Tat: Why? Tit: Aren’t they just…

A Tit for a Tat (288) Tit: Why am I a sentient being and not a non-sentient thing? Tat: Why…

A Tit for a Tat (287) Tit: Upper management said that ‘Anyone who doesn’t close the office door mindfully for…

A Tit for a Tat (237) Tit: Hey! There’s a hole at the back of your shirt! Tat: Where? Tit:…

A Tit for a Tat (236) Tit: Someone accidentally wore my shoes left at the door. Tat: How do you…

A Tit for a Tat (235) Tit: The washing machine added specks of dirt stuck in it from previous washings…

A Tit for a Tat (234) (At a near empty restaurant) Tut: Do you have a reservation? Tit: No. Tut:…

A Tit for a Tat (233) Tit: She has time to chat with colleagues but no time to answer my…

A Tit for a Tat (232) Tit: The ATM is so far away. How inconvenient! Tat: Not as inconvenient as…

A Tit for a Tat (231) A texting dialogue during a talk: Tit: Stop looking at your phone! Tat: Hey…