Interview: Super Short Story #411

Super Short Story #411: Interview

He said this to the journalist,

‘There is no point interviewing me –
because if what I say is politically correct,
and gets published,
it has no value for your readers;
and if what I say is politically incorrect,
it will not get published,
wasting your time and mine.

There is no way for me
to phrase my comments
in a ‘balanced’ way,
because that would be ambiguous,
and confusing to everyone.’

With that, he walked off.