Real Fast Food

I saw someone wearing this t-shirt.
It’s meant to be a ‘fun’ way of re-interpreting what ‘fast food’ is,
but what it implies isn’t fun for the prey at all.
It’s the harsh law of the jungle.

It should also remind animal-eaters
that the ‘fast food’ they consume at restaurants
didn’t really arrive via fast deaths in the wild,
as animals are systematically bred, tortured and killed.

If anyone wants true fast food,
they should be able to, as in the t-shirt,
chase, capture and devour their prey swiftly.
Any other way of deriving meaty ‘fast food’ is contrived.